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here's a dumb small piece i wrote for a character i'm working on who became a vampire and is now being manipulated by Eldritch Forces to destroy his kingdom

it's not even a really good or cool goal it's just "waste a bunch of money"

now that i have one (1) single goal it's weird to be so impatient and living in a Future Time

hey guys! juts want yoy to know that my body will be going completely wireless within now

[crumples into a pile of flaccid, useless flesh]

ME: [slaps my knees and stands up] Aahhh, welp! Time to hit the ol' dusty trail, I think.

ME: [stands in place, perfectly still for 8 hours]

i just heard a snippet of that "CALL 911 NOW" skrillex song and... dear sweet christ i felt some kind of nostalgia for it. man, simpler days those were

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Just be alert. Some shit be goin on. idk. Just some shady shit. idk. Keep an eye out.

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ME: Hello mister youtube i would like to a music

YOUTUBE: Okay. Music

ME: Yes. Please a song I have not heard. variety

YOUTUBE: SIAMร‰S "Mr. FEAR" [Official Animated Music Video]

ME: NO

[Scene: Two men sit in the back of a police van, cuffed. One looks nervously away from the other, older man.]

OLDER MAN: I said โ€œletโ€™s beat feet,โ€ not โ€œletโ€™s beat it to feet,โ€ Dave.

youre not a good writer unless you put tree octopi into your setting

true fact: lagging in a videogame is 100,000x worse than waiting longer to load. if i am not ready to fucking play the game then don't put me in the GAME, GAME

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Just be alert. Some shit be goin on. idk. Just some shady shit. idk. Keep an eye out.

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what the fuck are you people talking about on here at any given time

my year in review:

1 star because when the Capuchin monkeys descended upon the planes i didn't see them among the stars. where the stars were, it was not. i do not complain about the red cars, but they were numerous, and possibly wrong. i found many scenes and vistas. among the grass and the glass, the plains and the mains, i was served at least six of the plants. frolicking in the vastness there was nothing to be seen. where among the dark did they emerge? what was it all about? why have we no

*teleports behind you* heh... nothing personnel kid *slaps your nuts*

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Glyph's Oubliette

This is the place we all sent Glyph.