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ME: what? the land of the rising sun? no, i said we were going to the land of the WRITHING sun.

YOU: [looks out the window of the airplane to witness the unfolding of reality; like creation unburdened by law, it is almost as if in its infinite disorder you can witness the relief of a world unshackled from petty rules, of creation relieved of all that would hold it back, and indeed, the sun writhes uncomfortably dimly in the sky]

YOU: aw man i wanted to see tokyo

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what if our natural inclination to scream when incurring grievous injuries is because screams have healing properties? has anyone tried to scream onto their own wound until it heals? try it!

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Popular animal "horses" is a actually a hoxe. It was developed by . in 1995

There is onl one specimen of horse, which manifests everywhere. There is only one horse. There is only

one horse, when you can see it. actually move back and forth in space to trick our eyes into believing th
ere are multiple h

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Who let the dogs out?

Me. I did it. I'm seeking asylum in Russia right now because the United States government had been keeping the dogs under lock and key for far too long.

The public wants dogs, needs dogs, DESERVES dogs, and the United States government was preventing YOUR access to dogs. I was the one who let the dogs out, all those years ago, and such is the US' fervent hatred of my fight for freedom that only now do I feel safe finally taking credit for what I did.

So now you know.

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My name is Sleve McDichael, and I am going to make my final home run.

I step out into a cornfield, lit by the stars, in full baseball regalia. I wind up my bat, determined gaze trained on the sky.

Thousands watch with bated breath, as the light streaks towards my position. I tighten my grip, and shut my eyes, and take the only swing I get.

With a loud crack, the meteorite is sent back, and I meet my end in a shower of burning splinters and molten rock... a hero, and a legendary baseball man.

ME: Hey! I've got a bone to pick with you!

ME AND YOU, AT THE BONE STORE: I just don't know. Do you think a humerus will be strong enough, or should I go all the way and just get a femur?

many people have had crushes on me in the past. for instance, once a boy named Ronald crushed me in 6th grade and shattered all of my bones. and then another boy named Ronald in 9th grade also crushed me and shattered all my bones. im a bit of a charmer :)

ME: Hey! I've got a bone to pick with you!

ME AND YOU, AT THE BONE STORE: I just don't know. Do you think a humerus will be strong enough, or should I go all the way and just get a femur?

that must be a record for me for the most deletes and redrafts because of stupid typos

reminder: in the same way a group of crows is a "murder" or a group of wolves is a "pack", a group of 5 or more snakes is one spaghetti

many people have had crushes on me in the past. for instance, once a boy named Ronald crushed me in 6th grade and shattered all of my bones. and then another boy named Ronald in 9th grade also crushed me and shattered all my bones. im a bit of a charmer :)

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introducing my new designer animal: the double horse. it's a horse that has a head on both ends. that way it can reverse perfectly or just change directions. dont ask me how i made it. dont ask me how i made it. it's a double horse. why can't you just be grateful? after everything i've done for you i still have to face that horrified sneer. you don't appreciate my gifts. you don't apprec

happy birthday!!! you must all share our cats. on this website. we all scream for

i'm gonna post this independently, actually, because i need to emphasize this: this is one of the best things i've ever written pls read it and give me validation pls pls โค๏ธ

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introducing my new designer animal: the double horse. it's a horse that has a head on both ends. that way it can reverse perfectly or just change directions. dont ask me how i made it. dont ask me how i made it. it's a double horse. why can't you just be grateful? after everything i've done for you i still have to face that horrified sneer. you don't appreciate my gifts. you don't apprec

yuo know, a cola can is dark. corporporation could put anything in there. but how you know is capitlism good? they dont. you open it, you trust, and you take a sip, and it is Not a sludge or bees. that is capitalism :)

many plants are basically just solar panels that some animals can eat to harvest the energy they've gathered

cmon fortuna i'm impatient. "this week" probably means friday but somehow, by some magic, i wish it would come out today so that i have somethin to fuckin do

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Glyph's Oubliette

This is the place we all sent Glyph.