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every time i dip my head in water a whole bunch of little photos of socrates and plato and aristotle and galileo come out. this is because i am an intellectual

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Popular animal "horses" is a actually a hoxe. It was developed by . in 1995

There is onl one specimen of horse, which manifests everywhere. There is only one horse. There is only

one horse, when you can see it. actually move back and forth in space to trick our eyes into believing th
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Who let the dogs out?

Me. I did it. I'm seeking asylum in Russia right now because the United States government had been keeping the dogs under lock and key for far too long.

The public wants dogs, needs dogs, DESERVES dogs, and the United States government was preventing YOUR access to dogs. I was the one who let the dogs out, all those years ago, and such is the US' fervent hatred of my fight for freedom that only now do I feel safe finally taking credit for what I did.

So now you know.

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My name is Sleve McDichael, and I am going to make my final home run.

I step out into a cornfield, lit by the stars, in full baseball regalia. I wind up my bat, determined gaze trained on the sky.

Thousands watch with bated breath, as the light streaks towards my position. I tighten my grip, and shut my eyes, and take the only swing I get.

With a loud crack, the meteorite is sent back, and I meet my end in a shower of burning splinters and molten rock... a hero, and a legendary baseball man.

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hey y'all! so now i have more accounts:

@rune and @sigil

don't worry, i'm not migrating again! these are actually little flash fiction accounts that i set up so i could have a minor writing outlet! they'll tell little stories or talk about little concepts from my worldbuilding every so often!

give 'em a follow if that sounds interesting to you!

i've been posting shit all for the last couple of days. i'm recharging my toot gland. soon i will rise, like a zombie bursting from a grave, and like that same zombie i will scream incoherently and then return to the grave

need a distraction so: boost this & i'll handwrite one of your toots.

the torch, also known as the Coward's Fire. only a weakling needs a stick to hold a fire.

My name is Sleve McDichael, and I am going to make my final home run.

I step out into a cornfield, lit by the stars, in full baseball regalia. I wind up my bat, determined gaze trained on the sky.

Thousands watch with bated breath, as the light streaks towards my position. I tighten my grip, and shut my eyes, and take the only swing I get.

With a loud crack, the meteorite is sent back, and I meet my end in a shower of burning splinters and molten rock... a hero, and a legendary baseball man.

Adult common grackles measure from (11 to 13 ft) in len 36โ€“46 cm (14โ€“18 in) across the wings and weigh 74โ€“142 g (2.6โ€“5.0 oz).[6] Common grackles are less sexually diphic than larger grble. The male, which averages 999 g ( oz), is larger than the average of 940 g (30.3 oz).[7] Adults have a long, dark bill, pale yellowish eyes and a long tail; its feathers appeand primarily bronze sheen in the body plumage. The adult female, beyond being smaller, is usually less iridescent; h

dunno wtf that post was suppost to be but im gonna get out of bed now bye

Adult common grackles measure from (11 to 13 ft) in len 36โ€“46 cm (14โ€“18 in) across the wings and weigh 74โ€“142 g (2.6โ€“5.0 oz).[6] Common grackles are less sexually diphic than larger grble. The male, which averages 999 g ( oz), is larger than the average of 940 g (30.3 oz).[7] Adults have a long, dark bill, pale yellowish eyes and a long tail; its feathers appeand primarily bronze sheen in the body plumage. The adult female, beyond being smaller, is usually less iridescent; h

what does a coach tell one of his football men to do?

tacklemore

y'all ever seen a seal? it's like a tube but also a dog that likes water

listen i know we're all on the "half life 3 is dead" train but i've still got a good decade of passive hope in me where i'll occasionally google "half life 3" and see if anything happened. i still want that game so bad dawg...

golf except it uses a fraction of the space, and you use a bigger club, and someone throws the ball at you first and if you hit it you have to run in a circle

i'm like a crepuscular poster. i post for 5 minutes at dusk. anyway on that note goodnight

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Glyph's Oubliette

This is the place we all sent Glyph.